What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

What is your experience about Bonamour Sleep Earbuds?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Utah woman loses 100 pounds in one year: Here's how - KSL News

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

The Galaxy Watch 8 Classic leaks again and this time we got real world images - PhoneArena

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Observations from Titans Minicamp on Tuesday, When QB Cam Ward Ended Practice With 18 Straight Completions - Tennessee Titans

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

WWDC 2025: iOS 26 Rumored Features - MacRumors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

NASA is launching a $488 million mission with its new telescope, which is expected to provide a lot of data. - Farmingdale Observer

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Ever Wonder What Those Chrome Tubes On Semis Are? (No, They're Not Fuel Tanks) - Jalopnik

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Just Forget it!

2025 College World Series score, results: LSU takes Game 1 vs. Coastal Carolina with stunning pitching display - CBS Sports

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jennifer Garner Celebrates Ben Affleck on Father’s Day with Throwback Photo of Him Cuddling 1 of Their Kids - AOL.com

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

No way

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?